Since I recently admitted to being 3 {very large} degrees away from wearing festive vests, I feel I need to balance that kindergarden-teacher-eque confession with something much cooler.
Because apparently I’m also that girl who spends her lunch hour researching cordless staplers.
“Aren’t most staplers cordless? I have one sitting right here on my desk,” you say.
No! No not at all, my friend.
I was researching staplers like these –


All the fun of the pneumatic staplers but none of the hose & compressor hassle.
I think I need one. What for? Well to build stuff; obviously!
Yes, the hose & compressor are classic and reliable but 1) I don’t have anywhere to store a compressor OR hose 2) cordless is better.
I’ve already turned the pantry into a tool closet so, unless I decide to stop eating all together and start storing tools in the fridge, it needs to fit into the current storage situation.
Some argue you get more power from corded tools but I would argue that for the average DIYer, the ease and nimbleness that come with cordless options are a far worthier benefit. Especially when you have 3 flights of stairs to navigate.
Here’s what I’ve found –
The Makita‘s the lightest (5.1lbs) but only goes up to 7/8″ staples, which I don’t think is quite long enough for anything I’d be doing. 7/8″ isn’t much longer than what my regular craft/upholstery staple gun shoots. It comes in at about $180.

The Senco shoots up to 1.5″ staples but I can’t find how much it weighs. It shoots the more narrow 18 gauge staples (3/8″), like the Makita. 1.5″ is good. Not great but ok. Certainly better than 7/8″ and it’s only $180.

The Paslode is by far the most expensive ($399) but drives the longest staples (up to 2″) which might be helpful {I’m thinking of shooting through 3/4″ ply into something}. It’s not the lightest at 6.3lbs with the battery but that doesn’t seem unwieldy either. It does 16 gauge staples, so that’s about 1/2″ wide crown.

{Here’s where you can picture me pretending to hold said staple gun and making “CHOKU-CHOKU-CHOKUUU” noises like a 5-year-old boy with a pretend machine gun. Perhaps I should have worked with kindergarteners afterall.}
I also looked for cordless staplers on DeWalt, Milwaukee, Bosch, Bostitch, Ridgid, Grip-Rite, Porter Cable, Hitachi, & Ryobi’s websites but none had anything similar. Did I miss any models? Cordless finish nailers seem to be much more popular but I tend to think staples would hold better because it catches more of the material with it’s U-shape.
Anyone use something like this? Is it as awesome & fun as I imagine it to be??
I welcome any & all reviews – of the stapler or my mad staple-gun-noise sounds.